Sunday, June 24, 2012

#Thingshappen

Sakit di hujung minggu sebelum final exam

semalam pergi ke pusat kesihatan, tempat rujukan bagi segala jenis penyakit yang sering menganggu
kehidupan pelajar-pelajar UiTM Shah Alam. well.. selalu hantar or lawat orang je. hasil siasatan mendapati, " darah kamu ada naik sikit..suspek darah tinggi..." luluh jantung time dengar MA tu ckap mcm tuh. makin gelap lah masa depan aq. apa pun. itu ketentuan. plus.. suspek je kot.. bacaan BP, 147/87.umm... carefull.. not to exceed /90.. terus call mom.. ouh mai.. tak sampai hati.. she's crying! sob3... aq ni tak hbes2 buat ibundaku tersayang nangis.  mom... don't worry. i'll be fine:)
me and my lovely mom

FFVMPM ke 9




FESTIVAL FILEM & VIDEO PELAJAR MALAYSIA KE-9

setelah tidur dan berehat selama hampir 18 jam..

cadangnyer nak pergi ke program Festival Filem & Video Pendek yang diadakan di DATC. well.. pergi sorg2 je lah kan.hu3..

malas nk ulas lanjut sebab dah malas, ngantok, tak faham tentang program dan paling penting diowg tipu. diwog kata Siti nk datang. tapi.. tak dek ponn...

well.. nmpe je sweet..walhal..

MC pon tak lepas...ada hati nk dipanggil artis

she's gorgeous! undeniable.. she's my sis...

Filem Terbaik Keseluruhan: LEMAN

she's fake. such a bitc*... poyo..sombong...hey cek kak oii.. baru menang abp tk yah kecoh..



Monday, June 18, 2012

Hanis Zalikha: The Thing About PTPTN is…

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

#Sepetang



For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use to be anything else


All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't 


A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow



Saturday, June 09, 2012

Thursday, June 07, 2012

#WorkforceSkillsQualifications

.. during the camp i wasn't there, they update, you good
.. its holidays, i text you. good news perhaps, you're chosen
.. first met, white
.. meeting, silencer 
.. you direct well for the first task
.. then start to get closed with
.. lunch, dinner, uptown bla..bla..bla
.. you give the face full of cheerful when meet me
.. you greet me well
.. you smile
.. your absence makes me down or even dull
.. your presents cheer me up
.. used to have you at night
.. wake up with you by my side
.. and i can even sense your present
.. when are you coming
.. text you will be my priority
.. every single tone of sms or call, always hope it is you
.. i once cried

NOW..
everything change ..
every single tone of sms or call. its not you ..
to text you, i will think twice ..
you don't come ..
always sense your absence ..
wake up, alone and lonely ..
i'll have ipod with me at night ..
you smile but its dim ..
you greet me but its only words ..


#Mesraalam


bukan marah
bukan benci
bukan tak suka
dan
bukan juga menyampah..

cuma
its annoying and irritating

haji leman cari lemang
cari lemang dengan seangkatan
kalau dah tersangat miang
jangan lupa, ni perpustakaan



“Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.”

#Ekonomoney


I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money



#Hanyaharapan


your existence gives me hope 

#Mandipagi

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem
Science has with GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New
Students to stand and . . .

Professor :Do you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything.
Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD , smelt your GOD ?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor : Yes, faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student asks and professor answers
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega
Heat, white Heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything
called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we
can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is
only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure
cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the
absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light . . but if
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness,
isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, you would be able
to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical premise is
flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is
life and then there is death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the
concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science
can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has
never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the
opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of
it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved
from a monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes,
of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work
and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's
brain?

(The class broke out into laughter)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it? . . .No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures,sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . exactly ! The link between MAN & GOD is
FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.


That student was Albert Einstein.


Monday, June 04, 2012

#Akusudirman

penat jugak la malam ini. baru je sampai dari Stadium Bola Sepak Cheras Kuala Lumpur. phuh... mantapla. mamang dah plan dah pon dengan kawan nak pegi tengok Konsert Kenangan Sudirman yang diadakan di Stadium Bola Sepak Cheras Kuala Lumpur. Masuk adalah percuma!(sori la... dah lewat lah pulak kalau korang ttbe berminat)

cadangnyer nak bertolak lepas zohor (hah...mampu kaw.. siti dan ziana zain pn semyg maghrib dulu.hahah..) tapi dh masing-masing sibuk nk study pkl 4 baru gerak. hurmm.. jenuh jgak mencarik tempatnya. dalam pkl 5.45 ptg tu sampai dan nak park lah kereta kan.. hello.. i bawak mpv okeh!. apa masalah kaw nak tahan kereta aq lepas tu tya, " kamu siapa? orang biase ke?" makkk aiihh.. carik pasal btol mamat ni. apa! kereta aq ni tk nampak mcm kereta artis ke hapee... aq dh hbes gantung baju dah tepi tingkap tu.hahaha...

dengan confident nyer, pegi lah park kerta tu kt tempat2 "orang biase". then jalan la gaya artis tgh jalan kat mall tu kan.. haha,.. jmpe lah skuad era fm. hurmm.. ada lah abang2 ni bagi gelang tangan (Astro...Aku Sudirman..) hurmm.. pink gituh..( gambar malas nak upload laa...) ktorg igt gelang tangan itu sebagai gift la utk spew yg datang... rupanyer gelang tgn tu untuk VIP seat.. depan stage btol2.huh.. tak sia-sia datang awal. hahaha..

MALAS....

then hbes je show CT.. terus balik...

daaa..

ngantok arr.. zZz...(-.-)

gudNite:)